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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:33

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

After a few moments he returns.

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.